Pilot 1x01
Brennan: (looking at the screen) What exactly am I supposed to be squinting at?
Booth: Ahh, you know, it's like pornography. You'll know when you see it.
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Booth: Bones identifies bodies for us.
Brennan: Don't call me Bones and I do more than identify
The Man in the S.U.V 1x02
Angela: Bottom line, I still think Brennan has a shot with Booth.
Hodgins: But she says she's not interested.
Angela: Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
A Boy in the Tree 1x03
Booth: (flashes his badge) FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth and a forensic anthropologist.
Brennan: (leans forward) Dr. Temperance Brennan from the Jeffersonian institute.
Zach: (leans forward between the seats) Plus one crack assistant.
The Man In The Bear 1x04
Brennan: (looking at the screen) What exactly am I supposed to be squinting at?
Booth: Ahh, you know, it's like pornography. You'll know when you see it.
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Booth: Bones identifies bodies for us.
Brennan: Don't call me Bones and I do more than identify
The Man in the S.U.V 1x02
Angela: Bottom line, I still think Brennan has a shot with Booth.
Hodgins: But she says she's not interested.
Angela: Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
A Boy in the Tree 1x03
Booth: (flashes his badge) FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth and a forensic anthropologist.
Brennan: (leans forward) Dr. Temperance Brennan from the Jeffersonian institute.
Zach: (leans forward between the seats) Plus one crack assistant.
The Man In The Bear 1x04
Dr. Goodman: It's time to live a little Temperance. Connect with other people.
Brennan: Are you suggesting that I take this opportunity to have sex with Booth on a field trip?
Dr. Goodman: Good god! Where is Dr. Freud when you need him?
Brennan: Are you suggesting that I take this opportunity to have sex with Booth on a field trip?
Dr. Goodman: Good god! Where is Dr. Freud when you need him?
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Booth: You know, you're a smart ass. You know that?
Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass.
Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass.
A Boy In A Bush 1x05
Hodgins: I recognize that look.
Brennan: What?
Hodgins: You're writing another book. When you write you get this stunned look on your face like you stuck a fork in a toaster. Am I in this one too?
Brennan: You weren't in the last one.
Brennan: What?
Hodgins: You're writing another book. When you write you get this stunned look on your face like you stuck a fork in a toaster. Am I in this one too?
Brennan: You weren't in the last one.
The Man In The Wall 1x06
Hodgins: How many times do you want me to poke Zach?
Brennan: Just once, but as hard as you can.
Zach: As hard as he can? Why don't I hit him as hard as I can?
Hodgins: Because you have arms like noodles while I'm vigorous and burly.
A Man On Death Row 1x07
Bones: I'll ask the others but I won't order them. They might have plans.
Booth: It's Friday night and they're racing beetles.
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Booth: Reason for wanting a gun?
Brennan: To shoot people.
Booth: Not a good response.
The Girl In The Fridge 1x08
(Zach holds his fist up to Dr. Brennan)
Zach: You're supposed to bump my fist with yours.
Dr. Brennan: Why?
Zach: I've been told it's a widely acknowledged gesture of mutual success.
Angela: I love it when you two impersonate Earthlings.
(Zach holds his fist up to Dr. Brennan)
Zach: You're supposed to bump my fist with yours.
Dr. Brennan: Why?
Zach: I've been told it's a widely acknowledged gesture of mutual success.
Angela: I love it when you two impersonate Earthlings.
The Man In The Fallout Shelter 1x09
Brennan: Anthropologically speaking gifts are a way of asserting dominance in a group. Now, imagine an entire holiday devoted to self-promotion, especially in this materialistic culture. How can you expect me to get behind that? How can you get behind that?
Booth: Wow. That's deep, that's a very deep pile of crap.
Brennan: Anthropologically speaking gifts are a way of asserting dominance in a group. Now, imagine an entire holiday devoted to self-promotion, especially in this materialistic culture. How can you expect me to get behind that? How can you get behind that?
Booth: Wow. That's deep, that's a very deep pile of crap.
The Woman At The Airport 1x10
Booth: I was wondering if you could have one of your ladies visit me today?
Brennan: You're ordering a prostitute from my cell phone?
The Woman in the Car 1x11
Booth: (aiming gun at U.S. Marshal) FBI
US Marshal: U.S. Marshals
Booth: U.S. Marshals?
Brennan: Forensic anthropologist. That’s why no gun.
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Agent Pickering: Didn't I see you on television this morning Dr. Brennan?
Brennan: How could I possibly know what you watched on television? Booth, (walking away) I have to talk to you.
Agent Pickering: Yeah… it was definitely her.
Goodman: Maybe work your way up to Dr. Brennan.
The Superhero In The Alley 1x12
Booth: You don't have to solve the whole case, just tell me if I'm looking at a murder, maybe, you know, pull a quick ID? (Booth gives her his brightest smile)
Brennan: (smiles back) Don't use your charm smile on me.
Booth: (innocently) What? It's a mark of respect. That's all.
The Woman In The Garden 1x13
Ortez: What are you crazy? This is my neighborhood.
Booth: You put a hit out on my partner?
Ortez: She's not FBI.
(Booth punches him in the face and puts his gun under Ortez's chin)
Booth: I never said anything about FBI. She's my partner, ese? And if anything happens to her, I will find you and I will kill you. I won't think twice. Come here look at my eyes. (He cocks his gun and puts it in Ortez's mouth) Look at my face! If anything happens to her, I will kill you."
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"Booth: Am I in trouble?
Angela: You're late for a funeral. Of course your in trouble.
Booth: Sorry. I apologize. I... Everything okay here?
Brennan: Where were you?
Booth: I had something to do.
Brennan: More important than a funeral?
Booth:(pauses then smiles) I thought so at the time."
The Man On The Fairway 1x14
Booth: Next time, you know, you miss me, pick up the phone, call me. We'll do lunch.
Brennan: I do not miss you.
Booth: Yeah, you miss me. Come on, say it!
Brennan: I do not miss you.
Security Guy: Dr. Brennan, Agent Booth. You have a visitor.
Brennan: No I don't.
Booth: You miss me.
Two Bodies In The Lab 1x15
(Booth groans from his injuries)
Hodgins: Maybe you shouldn't have had all that pudding.
(Booth has just saved Brennan from Kenton. She has her arms around his neck with her wrists still bound and is hugging him very tightly)
Booth: Oh, it’s okay. I’m right here. It’s all over. Okay. Shh. I’m right here, alright. It’s all over. Shh...alright.
(Brennan loosens her grip and sits back to look at him)
Brennan: How did you get out of the hospital?
Booth: Hodgins gave me a ride. Maybe...maybe you could give me a ride back though, huh?
(She smiles, shakes her head yes and hugs him again very, very tightly burying her head in his sweater)
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Booth: You know, I let you down, Bones. I’m sorry.
Brennan: You saved my life.
Booth: Yeah, but you know, it shouldn’t...it shouldn’t have gone down like that.
Brennan: What a pair.
The Woman In The Tunnel 1x16
Booth: Ten-four, Tac Team Three.
Brennan: Okay, I bet tick-tock team is here, two levels above us.
Booth: Don't call them tick-tock team, okay? They're Tac Team. It's short for tactical.
The Skull In The Desert 1x17
Brennan: No cell phone service, no water - how long do you think we'll survive out here, if the Sheriff doesn't come back?
Booth: Three days, max.
Angela: How far are we from the highway?
Booth: Five days, minimum.
Brennan: I don't like that math.
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Brennan: Only Angela could get a ride in the middle of nowhere.
The Man With The Bone 1x18
Booth: The guy was a Navy Seal.
Brennan: So? You were a Guide.
Booth: Ranger, I was Ranger Bones, okay? I was not a guide, guides they show you waterfalls, they sell you cookies, I was a Ranger.
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Booth: You know, you need a better screening process down at the museum.
Goodman: Ironic, given we contract that out to the FBI.
The Man In The Morgue 1x19
Booth: Hey Bones, howsabout while you're a murder suspect, you act more like a normal woman and less like Lily Munster, kay?
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Brennan: Why are you nice to me?
Booth: Because. Because they think they get away with it.
Brennan: What?
Booth: They burn their victim. They blow him up. They toss him in the ocean. They bury them in the desert. They throw ‘em to wood chippers. Sometimes, you know, years go by, they relax. Then they start living their lives like they didn't do anything wrong. Like they didn't spend somebody else's life in order to get what they got. They think they're safe from retribution. You make those bastards unsafe. That's why I'm nice to you.
Brennan: I couldn't do that without you Booth.
Booth: Yeah. So, um, you should be a little nicer to me, huh?
Brennan: I really should.
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Brennan: Booth, objects have no intrinsic power. A person's future does not depend on some thing. Things are just things. They do not have magical meaning or powers. (Booth shows her the missing earring he found) Where'd you get that?
Booth: What does it matter? It's just a thing. Right? (hands it to her)
Brennan: My mother's earring.
Booth: No, uh…magical power over your future. (Booth walks out)
Angela: Does that prove something?
Brennan: (looking at earring) Yeah. It proves something.
The Graft In The Girl 1x20
Cullen: Booth. Dr. Brennan. (they stop and turn to him) How appropriate, you two bickering in an adolescent wing.
The Soldier On The Grave 1x21
Brennan: Too early to determine cause of death.
Booth: I'm not a pro, but I'm guessing fire.
The Woman In Limbo 1x22
Brennan: My name is Brennan. I’m Dr. (Brennan huffs, almost in tears) I’m Dr. Temperance Brennan. I work at the Jeffersonian Institution. I’m a forensic anthropologist. I specialize in identif…, in identifying, in identifying people when nobody knows who they are. My father was a science teacher and my mother was a bookkeeper. My brother, I have a brother. I’m Dr. Temperance Brennan.
Booth: I know who you are. Hey I know, it’s okay. (Brennan hugs Booth) Shh, it’s gonna be alright.
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Brennan: You're ordering a prostitute from my cell phone?
The Woman in the Car 1x11
Booth: (aiming gun at U.S. Marshal) FBI
US Marshal: U.S. Marshals
Booth: U.S. Marshals?
Brennan: Forensic anthropologist. That’s why no gun.
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Agent Pickering: Didn't I see you on television this morning Dr. Brennan?
Brennan: How could I possibly know what you watched on television? Booth, (walking away) I have to talk to you.
Agent Pickering: Yeah… it was definitely her.
Goodman: Maybe work your way up to Dr. Brennan.
The Superhero In The Alley 1x12
Booth: You don't have to solve the whole case, just tell me if I'm looking at a murder, maybe, you know, pull a quick ID? (Booth gives her his brightest smile)
Brennan: (smiles back) Don't use your charm smile on me.
Booth: (innocently) What? It's a mark of respect. That's all.
The Woman In The Garden 1x13
Ortez: What are you crazy? This is my neighborhood.
Booth: You put a hit out on my partner?
Ortez: She's not FBI.
(Booth punches him in the face and puts his gun under Ortez's chin)
Booth: I never said anything about FBI. She's my partner, ese? And if anything happens to her, I will find you and I will kill you. I won't think twice. Come here look at my eyes. (He cocks his gun and puts it in Ortez's mouth) Look at my face! If anything happens to her, I will kill you."
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"Booth: Am I in trouble?
Angela: You're late for a funeral. Of course your in trouble.
Booth: Sorry. I apologize. I... Everything okay here?
Brennan: Where were you?
Booth: I had something to do.
Brennan: More important than a funeral?
Booth:(pauses then smiles) I thought so at the time."
The Man On The Fairway 1x14
Booth: Next time, you know, you miss me, pick up the phone, call me. We'll do lunch.
Brennan: I do not miss you.
Booth: Yeah, you miss me. Come on, say it!
Brennan: I do not miss you.
Security Guy: Dr. Brennan, Agent Booth. You have a visitor.
Brennan: No I don't.
Booth: You miss me.
Two Bodies In The Lab 1x15
(Booth groans from his injuries)
Hodgins: Maybe you shouldn't have had all that pudding.
(Booth has just saved Brennan from Kenton. She has her arms around his neck with her wrists still bound and is hugging him very tightly)
Booth: Oh, it’s okay. I’m right here. It’s all over. Okay. Shh. I’m right here, alright. It’s all over. Shh...alright.
(Brennan loosens her grip and sits back to look at him)
Brennan: How did you get out of the hospital?
Booth: Hodgins gave me a ride. Maybe...maybe you could give me a ride back though, huh?
(She smiles, shakes her head yes and hugs him again very, very tightly burying her head in his sweater)
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Booth: You know, I let you down, Bones. I’m sorry.
Brennan: You saved my life.
Booth: Yeah, but you know, it shouldn’t...it shouldn’t have gone down like that.
Brennan: What a pair.
The Woman In The Tunnel 1x16
Booth: Ten-four, Tac Team Three.
Brennan: Okay, I bet tick-tock team is here, two levels above us.
Booth: Don't call them tick-tock team, okay? They're Tac Team. It's short for tactical.
The Skull In The Desert 1x17
Brennan: No cell phone service, no water - how long do you think we'll survive out here, if the Sheriff doesn't come back?
Booth: Three days, max.
Angela: How far are we from the highway?
Booth: Five days, minimum.
Brennan: I don't like that math.
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Brennan: Only Angela could get a ride in the middle of nowhere.
The Man With The Bone 1x18
Booth: The guy was a Navy Seal.
Brennan: So? You were a Guide.
Booth: Ranger, I was Ranger Bones, okay? I was not a guide, guides they show you waterfalls, they sell you cookies, I was a Ranger.
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Booth: You know, you need a better screening process down at the museum.
Goodman: Ironic, given we contract that out to the FBI.
The Man In The Morgue 1x19
Booth: Hey Bones, howsabout while you're a murder suspect, you act more like a normal woman and less like Lily Munster, kay?
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Brennan: Why are you nice to me?
Booth: Because. Because they think they get away with it.
Brennan: What?
Booth: They burn their victim. They blow him up. They toss him in the ocean. They bury them in the desert. They throw ‘em to wood chippers. Sometimes, you know, years go by, they relax. Then they start living their lives like they didn't do anything wrong. Like they didn't spend somebody else's life in order to get what they got. They think they're safe from retribution. You make those bastards unsafe. That's why I'm nice to you.
Brennan: I couldn't do that without you Booth.
Booth: Yeah. So, um, you should be a little nicer to me, huh?
Brennan: I really should.
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Brennan: Booth, objects have no intrinsic power. A person's future does not depend on some thing. Things are just things. They do not have magical meaning or powers. (Booth shows her the missing earring he found) Where'd you get that?
Booth: What does it matter? It's just a thing. Right? (hands it to her)
Brennan: My mother's earring.
Booth: No, uh…magical power over your future. (Booth walks out)
Angela: Does that prove something?
Brennan: (looking at earring) Yeah. It proves something.
The Graft In The Girl 1x20
Cullen: Booth. Dr. Brennan. (they stop and turn to him) How appropriate, you two bickering in an adolescent wing.
The Soldier On The Grave 1x21
Brennan: Too early to determine cause of death.
Booth: I'm not a pro, but I'm guessing fire.
The Woman In Limbo 1x22
Brennan: My name is Brennan. I’m Dr. (Brennan huffs, almost in tears) I’m Dr. Temperance Brennan. I work at the Jeffersonian Institution. I’m a forensic anthropologist. I specialize in identif…, in identifying, in identifying people when nobody knows who they are. My father was a science teacher and my mother was a bookkeeper. My brother, I have a brother. I’m Dr. Temperance Brennan.
Booth: I know who you are. Hey I know, it’s okay. (Brennan hugs Booth) Shh, it’s gonna be alright.
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