Monday, 15 February 2010

Season 4 Quotes

(Repost of season 4 quotes due to editing issues with previous post) 

Yanks in the U.K. 4x01 & 4x02
Brennan: You really think I'm special?
Booth: Of course I think you're special! Yes!

The Man in the Outhouse 4x03
Brennan: (to Booth about her boyfriend) He can hold his breath for three minutes down there.
Booth: Underwater?
Brennan: (indignantly) Of course!

The Finger in the Nest 4x04
Booth: Uh, the dog should be, you know, in the cage. He killed Seth Elliot.
Brennan: Well, it's not his fault! He's actually a very nice dog, aren't you? He reminds me of you.
Booth: Me?
Brennan: He's got warm and reassuring brown eyes, and he's capable of great violence.
Booth: Okay, great. Thanks a million.

The Crank in the Shaft 4x06
Booth: Hi, listen. I appreciate the doctors note, but you can't send it in.
Cam: Too late. That's just a copy.
Booth: This note. It makes me sound like an invalid.
Cam: You want the chair don't you?
Booth: No, I want to keep my job. (reads from note) Agent Booth suffers from multi-level disc disease, with herniation of the L4, 5 disc producing radi-cululer...
Cam: Radicular
Booth: Radicular pain in a sciatic distribution...this letter's gonna get me a gurney, not a chair.
Cam: I'm a cornoner. Tell them i confused you with a corpse.
Booth: Am I the only one taking this seriously? (walks away)
Cam: You are now. (shouts after him) You're welcome.
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Brennan: What do you see there?
Fisher: Two tiny punctures, approximately seven millimeters apart, and what's very good, i totally missed them.
Cam: You found the hemorrhagic stain that led us here.
Fisher: So what caused them? Snake fangs? Eastern pipistrelle bat? A vampire?

The He in the She 4x07
Mr Nigel Murray: The pelvic bone speaks. It says I be male.
Cam: The pelvic bone can say whatever it wants to say. This part here says female.
Mr Nigel Murray: What parts that?
Cam: It's called a vagina.
Mr Nigel Murray: (looks at body) Ahh. Did you know that women blink twice as often as men?
Cam: Which might be useful information if the fish hadn't eaten our victims eyelids.
Mr Nigel Murray: Ahhh. Relevance
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Booth: Okay, but from now on he is always a she. She was a he when she died, so she deserves the respect due to... him... or her. Okay? Person!
Brennan: Okay, uh... I'm a genius and I'm confused.

The Skull in the Sculpture
Caroline: That little kabuki lady started screaming like you'd peed on the Mona Lisa.
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Caroline: Ideas?
Daisy: I will think about it til my head explodes.
Caroline: This one's a keeper.

The Bone that Blew 4x11
Max: Are you sleeping with my daughter?
Booth: (After a short, surprised pause) No.
Max: Why? Are you gay?
Booth: (snorts incredulously) No.
Max: Is she not attractive enough?
Booth: Bones is beautiful.
Max: Is it because of me? Because I killed one man, and we both know he deserved it.
Booth: Alright, just cut it out Max, alright. I'll talk to her. Probably not gonna get anywhere with her but, I'll talk to her.
Max: You're a good man, and I want that for her.

The princess and the Pear 4x14
Hodgins: Whats wrong sunshine?
Cam: He just broke up with his girlfriend.
Hodgins: Well, I broke up with my girlfiriend and I have to see her at work every day!
Fisher: Obviousy it hasn't blackened your soul like it has mine.
Hodgins: There was some light charring.
Fisher: Im dead inside.
Hodgins: Ok, you win.

The Bones that Foam 4x16
Booth: Driving a machine like this is like making love, you have to go gently.
Brennan: I go more for passionate and uninhibited rather than gentle.

The Doctor in the Den 4x18
Angela: What's that smell? Are you wearing cologne?
Hodgins: (gives her an incredulous look) It's urine. I found traces of uric acid on the victims clothing.
Angela: Oh
Hodgins: It was the pheromones you found pleasing.
Angela: Yeah. The uh...pheromones in tiger urine.
Hodgins: Well i assume it's tiger urine. Cat was probably marking its territory.
Angela: I was turned on by tiger urine?
Hodgins: (chuckles) Celibacy isn't easy Ange.
Angela: Tell me about it. Sex is the glue, and we were like epoxy.

The Critic in the Cabernet 4x25
(coming soon)

The End in the Beginning 4x26
  (coming soon)

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